Hey man sorry I got all grabby
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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