Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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