My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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