I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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