big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Then you guys just all showered together...?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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