my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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