You work out of a Hotel?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
