laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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