Your tits are I can't wait for
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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