I can text with my tongue
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
