my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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