i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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