Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My ass is underappreciated
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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