grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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