well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You ate ashes out of my bong
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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