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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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