next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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