You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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