Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you have to choose: penises or morals?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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