So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This is the high leading the old right now
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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