D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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