i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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