yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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