I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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