i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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