Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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