It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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