HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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