yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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