Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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