if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Randomize