I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wish you could order shots online.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
