Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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