I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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