I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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