if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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