It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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