I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Shame is for Republicans.
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