hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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