do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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