Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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