Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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