Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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