I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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