Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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