So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes