I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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