I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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