Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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