Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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