He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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