Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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