I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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