Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
