I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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