What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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