is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
