To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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